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Post by muskratthemink on Oct 1, 2015 16:43:33 GMT
I don't have an ex I hate enough to do this to, but there is one guy I know who'd look awesome with something heavy smashing him in the face.
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Post by glasschmetterling on Oct 1, 2015 19:32:12 GMT
There's this German pun that might apply: "Er hat ein Gesicht wie ein Lexikon. Aufschlagen, zuschlagen und immer wieder nachschlagen." Roughly translates to: "He's got a face like a dictionary/lexicon. Open it, slam it (shut) and look something up ("nachschlagen" translates both to "look something up" and "hit something/someone again") again and again."
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Post by muskratthemink on Oct 1, 2015 23:54:10 GMT
There's this German pun that might apply: "Er hat ein Gesicht wie ein Lexikon. Aufschlagen, zuschlagen und immer wieder nachschlagen." Roughly translates to: "He's got a face like a dictionary/lexicon. Open it, slam it (shut) and look something up ("nachschlagen" translates both to "look something up" and "hit something/someone again") again and again." This guy certainly looks like he's been smashed in the face a few times, just like his personality. His ego, though, is over-inflated.
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Post by wonderbink on Oct 2, 2015 2:15:41 GMT
There's this German pun that might apply: "Er hat ein Gesicht wie ein Lexikon. Aufschlagen, zuschlagen und immer wieder nachschlagen." Roughly translates to: "He's got a face like a dictionary/lexicon. Open it, slam it (shut) and look something up ("nachschlagen" translates both to "look something up" and "hit something/someone again") again and again." This guy certainly looks like he's been smashed in the face a few times, just like his personality. His ego, though, is over-inflated. Maybe it's swollen from all the bruising.
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Post by mrgbh on Oct 2, 2015 10:29:45 GMT
Isn't there a German word which means "A face screaming out to have a fist in it"? I heard about it from a Stand-up show, but I think he mispronounced it and I can never spell it right. Something like backfeifengeschister? (And I apologise for mangling a beautiful language).
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Post by glasschmetterling on Oct 2, 2015 13:47:07 GMT
Backpfeifengesicht? That isn't very common, and maybe a bit dated (and the first five results I got were English, talking about the peculiartities of the German language. LOL. ), but it's definitely in the dictionary. Though I'd personally go for "Hackfresse" (someone whose face looks like ground meat).
Insulting and cursing is definitely more fun in German.
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Post by muskratthemink on Oct 2, 2015 15:40:24 GMT
This guy certainly looks like he's been smashed in the face a few times, just like his personality. His ego, though, is over-inflated. Maybe it's swollen from all the bruising. Or maybe he was just born like that. I've blocked him four times on FB already, but I have a feeling he's not done bugging me yet.
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Post by xebi on Oct 3, 2015 7:28:57 GMT
Backpfeifengesicht? That isn't very common, and maybe a bit dated (and the first five results I got were English, talking about the peculiartities of the German language. LOL. ), but it's definitely in the dictionary. Though I'd personally go for "Hackfresse" (someone whose face looks like ground meat). Insulting and cursing is definitely more fun in German. Its pretty fun in Lithuanian too. My friend taught me a few rude phrases, my favourite being "Kad tau ezhys kelnese izdygtu," which translates to "Let the hedgehog appear in your pants." I'm not 100% sure if that's American pants or British pants, but I have a feeling it is the underwear variety
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Post by muskratthemink on Oct 3, 2015 22:47:53 GMT
Backpfeifengesicht? That isn't very common, and maybe a bit dated (and the first five results I got were English, talking about the peculiartities of the German language. LOL. ), but it's definitely in the dictionary. Though I'd personally go for "Hackfresse" (someone whose face looks like ground meat). Insulting and cursing is definitely more fun in German. Its pretty fun in Lithuanian too. My friend taught me a few rude phrases, my favourite being "Kad tau ezhys kelnese izdygtu," which translates to "Let the hedgehog appear in your pants." I'm not 100% sure if that's American pants or British pants, but I have a feeling it is the underwear variety A hedgehog in your pants? Huh?
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Post by muskratthemink on Oct 5, 2015 1:23:20 GMT
Next time my sister decides to call my clothes gay. And is there anyone who hasn't wanted to do this?
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Post by xebi on Oct 5, 2015 8:11:18 GMT
Its pretty fun in Lithuanian too. My friend taught me a few rude phrases, my favourite being "Kad tau ezhys kelnese izdygtu," which translates to "Let the hedgehog appear in your pants." I'm not 100% sure if that's American pants or British pants, but I have a feeling it is the underwear variety A hedgehog in your pants? Huh? Its a sort of curse. Well, it would be a pretty horrible thing to happen to someone!
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Post by muskratthemink on Oct 5, 2015 16:45:47 GMT
A hedgehog in your pants? Huh? Its a sort of curse. Well, it would be a pretty horrible thing to happen to someone! I think it'd be worse if it were a porcupine. Hedgehog prickles are soft and bendy. They don't really hurt. :/
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Post by wonderbink on Oct 5, 2015 16:51:13 GMT
Its a sort of curse. Well, it would be a pretty horrible thing to happen to someone! I think it'd be worse if it were a porcupine. Hedgehog prickles are soft and bendy. They don't really hurt. :/ Bendy spines or no, having a small animal burrowing in your pants is bound to be uncomfortable.
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Post by muskratthemink on Oct 5, 2015 20:28:56 GMT
I think it'd be worse if it were a porcupine. Hedgehog prickles are soft and bendy. They don't really hurt. :/ Bendy spines or no, having a small animal burrowing in your pants is bound to be uncomfortable. Having anything burrow into your pants is bound to be uncomfortable...
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Post by xebi on Oct 6, 2015 9:46:06 GMT
I once touched a hedgehog by accident when clearing away a pile of fallen leaves. It hurt!
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