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Post by DraconRa on Feb 14, 2015 1:35:41 GMT
I think every forum needs a thread like this ;-)
So, I'll start with gay pornstars read means tweets. Never stops being funny:
And the second one, even if i like the first one better:
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Post by SakiFiz on Feb 14, 2015 15:30:48 GMT
This makes me smile...
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Post by sortilegio on Feb 16, 2015 14:28:28 GMT
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Post by DraconRa on Apr 2, 2015 18:46:31 GMT
Meet my lovely Neela:
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Post by muskratthemink on Apr 8, 2015 18:11:36 GMT
These just prove that nature is awesome.
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Post by sortilegio on Apr 8, 2015 22:07:38 GMT
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Post by mrgbh on Apr 11, 2015 0:21:56 GMT
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Post by sortilegio on Apr 17, 2015 15:09:31 GMT
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Post by DraconRa on Apr 19, 2015 15:17:47 GMT
Yesterday, I was procrastinating Pro-Level.
There is this lovely video of my favorite German Nerds, reacting on the new Star Wars Teaser.
And I made an English transcript:
0.07. Andy: "Dennis, what are your expectations?"
0.09 Dennis: "Oh, don't know..."
0.11 Andy: "Don't know, or don't want to know?"
0.12 Dennis: "Don't want to know."
0.13 Andy: "What are your expectations?"
0.15 Andy: "What are your thoughts?"
0.16 Tim: "After the more disappointing teaser, they have to put out something that's really awesome."
0.22 Eddy: "Dude, what a question. What are expectations? I don't know. I am scared. Just scared. My expectation is, that they'll show the trailer."
0.28 Andy: "Schröck?"
0.29 Andy: "What are your expectations?"
0.30 Daniel: " I don't have any."
0.32 Andy: "But you are..."
0.35 Daniel: "I'm stoked."
0.36 Eddy: "My expectations: I want to see fucking Han Solo!"
0.39 Dennis: "I think you will see the old characters, at the and, in some sort of montage."
0.44 Eddy: "As in 'good times - bad times' (German soap opera 'Gute Zeiten, Schlechte Zeiten') everybody just turns towards the camera 'yeah'"
1.00 Andy: "Are you serious? You fulfill the cliché with the pizza? Even I now about this!"
1.04 Simon: "He only eats pizza."
1.07 A. or D.S. "Look, I just wanted to say this.. Fapping watching!"
1.13 Andy: "Darth Vader says: 'We want the trailer'! Has already 128 favorites."
1.18 Eddy: "Yo, did I tell you, tonight I dreamed about Moses Pelham (German rapper)
1.22 Eddy: "He kidnaped me!"
1.26 Andy: "Boring!"
1.28 Andy: "Just say you'll show the trailer and be done with it!"
1.37 Eddy: "Yes! Start it! Start it!"
1.40 Andy: "Get your ass up here!"
1.42 Dennis: "Out of the picture!"
1.44 Eddy: "Nervousness!"
1.49 Daniel: "Director!" (or producer not sure what's the correct term.)
1.50 Eddy: "Director! Director!"
2.05 Andy: "Damn!" (should be the most accurate translation)
2.09 Andy: "I do like that!"
2.35 Simon: "Oh, goosebumps!"
2.55 Eddy: "Dude!"
2.58 Andy: "Dude!"
3.07 Andy: "Dude! Lets go!"
3.21 Simon: "So cool!"
3.24 Simon: "Again! Again!"
3.32 Andy: "Incredible!"
3.33 Eddy: "But we have to see it again. Now!"
3.35 Simon: "You can not just see it once!"
3.36 Andy: "No, go there, on YouTube..."
3.40 Simon: "Oh, we are... should you just watch us, we're trying to..." (just realized, they're live on twitch ;-))
3.41 Eddy: "Doesn't matter! Who cares about them?!"
3.43 Simon: " to see the trailer again."
3.45 Eddy: "That's it! How do you turn of the sound in the background?"
3.48 Simon: "Turn this shit off!"
3.50 Dennis: "You have to turn off the stream that's in the background."
3.51 Daniel: "Yes, yes! Be quiet!"
3.53 Eddy: "Press pause!"
3.53 Eddy: "Dude don't! Just do as we say! Click right there, up on the left side!"
3.58 Eddy: "Daniel!"
3.59 Simon: "We waited 1 hour for this trailer..."
4.01 Daniel: "I did turn it off!"
4.02 Eddy: "Don't drive me crazy!"
4.03 Simon: "But it's fun..."
4.04 Dennis: "It's just like the first time!"
4.04 Andy: "It's exactly like the first time!"
4.05 Simon: "… to the se others excitement."
4.06 Dennis: "What should I do?"
4.07 Andy: "No! Keep that one above closed!"
4.09 Simon: "Ok! Go now!"
4.11 Daniel: "I just drooled! It was so cool!"
4.12 Eddy: "Dude, I have...."
4:25 Eddy: "Dude, that is an X-Wing, right?"
4.30 Eddy: "Dude, that looks soo cool!"
4.34 Eddy: "That is a real model!"
4.35 Simon: "Yes! They buried it there!"
4.41 Simon: "Oh, it is so cool! It looks so incredible crumbled!"
4.52 Eddy: "That is Luke Sky... motherfucking Luke Skywalker!"
4.58 Andy: "But those aren't Leas hands, aren't they not?"
4.59 Dennis: "Don't know. Could be."
5.00 Andy: "You think so?"
5.01 Simon: "It's the pass over!"
5.05 Eddy: "But who does he give it to? His son?"
5.07 Andy: "Ridley, probably...."
5.10 Eddy: "His daughter?"
5.23 Eddy: "Dude, who was that guy?"
5.25 Simon: "I like the new one!"
5.29 Eddy: "That is in the back of the..."
5.42 ? "Dude, that is so great!"
5.43 Simon: "It is cool! Still cool! It's bought! We'll watch it! If that's how it has to be..."
5.51 Andy: "Yeah, even with this 3d crash zoom again..."
5.53 Daniel: "It was... it was..."
5.55 Daniel: "Did you see the logo behind those storm troupers?"
5.56 Andy: "New imperial logo!"
6.00 Eddy: "Show the inquisitor again! No one can say, that doesn't look a bit like the inquisitor!"
6.03 Andy: "Dennis?"
6.04 Dennis: "Was cool!"
6.06 Director: "Let us go to the news, and then to Kino +" (Cinema+, Show about movies and such ;-))
6.08 Simon: "No! We're not completely through! Please once every bodys opinion! I loved it! After the first time, I was hyped. Now I am hyped with substance behind it!"
6.14 Daniel: "Yes! Great!"
6.18 Andy: "Well, Gregor?"
6.19 Gregor: "I'll wait for the Blu-ray..."
6.21 Andy: "Denise?"
6.22 Daniel: "That is not my name... but..."
6.23 Andy: "But you have goosebumps."
6.24 Daniel: "I have goosebumps. I really, really have goosebumps."
6.26 Simon: "I had goosebumps three times!"
6.29 Andy: "Eddy!"
6.30 Eddy: "Well man, just incredible! There are no two opinions on this one! Forget your Marvel shit! Ultron can really not...."
6.35 Simon: "Oh man, no hate!"
6.37 Dennis: "You don't need to! You really don't need to put everything down!"
6.40 Eddy: "But that's just how it is!"
6.41 Dennis: "No, it's not! There is no reason!"
6.44 Eddy: "I am happy! But, it just shows..."
6.47 Daniel: "But do you have to come up with something else?"
6.50 Dennis: "Rubbish."
6.51 Simon: "Well, we'll explain this later, if you liked it...."
6.52 Andy: "Tim has to say what he thinks!"
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Post by muskratthemink on Apr 21, 2015 2:29:49 GMT
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Post by chiqui on Apr 21, 2015 4:52:02 GMT
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Post by nonnie on Apr 21, 2015 23:54:52 GMT
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Post by DraconRa on Apr 24, 2015 13:43:37 GMT
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Post by mrgbh on Apr 25, 2015 10:03:41 GMT
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Post by muskratthemink on Apr 27, 2015 2:03:40 GMT
I realized just how much I use this phrase, so I decided to make a meme out of it. Virtual high-five if you get it. ^.^
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